Simple Simon – Very Simple Simon

by Joi

in American Idol, David Cook, Pictures, Views and Reviews

Carly Smithson

What was Simon smoking last night?!?!? First of all, David A. wasn’t quite as great as Simon made him out to be. He’s obviously Simon’s chosen one this year – for some reason – and he’s not even trying to hide it. He bashed practically everyone BUT The Chosen One. He was somewhat nice to Syesha, but he realizes she isn’t really much of a threat.

As for the real threats – Carly Smithson, David Cook, Jason Castro, and Michael Johns – he didn’t hold back. Granted, Jason and Michael’s performances weren’t their strongest, but Carly and David C were the best of the night! I’ve gone back and re-watched Carly, like, 6 times. She’s flawless and amazing.

Simon wasn’t only WRONG in his critique of her, he was a total ass. It wouldn’t kill him to treat these people with more respect – after all, if it weren’t for American Idol contestants like them, he’d be just another grouch.

A few more thoughts:

Kristy needs to go.

Amanda showed more personality and like-ability after her critical comments than she ever did after her positive ones. They should have ripped her apart long ago. I actually really liked her!

Poor Brooke White didn’t deserve the harsh comments either. She was a breath of fresh air and I thought her performance was great. Her voice was flawless and I liked the dancing!

Jason Castro – He’s one of my favorites, but wtf was with the outfit?!?! Another wardrobe mishap – Ramiele. Wow. Her performance was kind of odd, too. But I’ve got nothing but love for both of them, anyway.

Chickezie! His song started out amazing – I was getting all set in my chair thinking he was about to have a Marvin Gaye moment….then WHAM out of nowhere, the guitars start twanging and we go from Marvin Gaye to Hee Haw. Not a smooth or appreciated transition. Hopefully he’ll get to stay another week to redeem himself.

If there’s any justice left (and last week proved that there isn’t a heckuva lot) – Kristy Lee will get to go home to her horses, dogs, and whatever other furry darlings she has. Sweet girl, but she’s out of her league. So much so that it’s getting uncomfortable to witness.

I predict that the bottom three will be Chickezie, Syesha, and Kristy Lee, but that the right one won’t be sent back home.

The Sanjaya/Taylor curse lives on. To be fair, Kristy Lee’s worth 500 Sanjayas and 562,957,849,384 Taylors. I did the calculations and you simply can’t argue with the numbers.

Click HERE for another great pic of Carly Smithson.

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