los·er n.
1. One that fails to win.
2. One that fails consistently, especially a person with bad luck or poor skills.
3. One that is bad in quality.
Webster was a prophet, he nailed Nick Lachey years before he was even born.
Nick Lachey is the loser who was married to America’s sweetheart, beautiful Jessica Simpson. He has as much character as a tree frog, though, so she’s moved on. Or, at least she’s trying to.
The problem is, everywhere she goes, Nick the –ick is standing with his hand out. It was bad enough when he wanted HER money…the L was already obvious on his forehead…. now he wants back all the gifts he gave her while they were married. What. A. Loser.
Little Nicky not only wants spousal support, he wants all his toys back!
The girl has worked hard for her money. It’s her money! As for his toys, she should gladly give them back. I kind of think she’ll be getting plenty of gifts in the future….from real men, so good riddance to the boy and his toys.
I’m sure the creep’s eyes got huge when the details of Jessica’s new movie came out. She’ll be making one million dollars for her role in “Employee of the Month.” And, get this, she only has 806 words in the whole movie. Apparently she’s worth it, though, she’ll put butts in the theater seats and money in the producer’s pockets….so more power to her.
By the way, if any of Nick’s fans take offense to this post – I apologize….to both of you.
Joi
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