Maxim-us Morons

I’d always had a great deal, good deal, little deal…okay, I never really had any respect for the editors at Maxim Magazine before. But I’ve got less than zero now.

They’ve given the tired joke that is Lindsay Lohan top billing on their Hottest 100 list. She’s a drug user, a drunk, a slut, and a borderline idiot - and those are her better qualities. As for hot, there’s nothing hot about her!

It must have been a publicity stunt or something - I guess they thought the obvious answers (Jessica Simpson, Jessica Biel, Beyonce, Rihanna, Katharine McPhee, Jessica Alba, Keira Knightley, Angelina Jolie, Denise Richards, Adrianna Lima…..all so much hotter than Lindsay she’d have to admit it.) wouldn’t get as many blog posts. But, really, is it worth the price when each of the blog posts call you morons?

HOT:

NOT:

Not exactly rocket science.