Lindsay Lohan is the Freakiest of the Freakies

Lindsay Lohan has become a completely messed up, psychotic, vile little twit. She has a well established drinking problem, has been linked with drugs more than once, and insists on psycho drama everywhere she goes. Snoop keeps getting brought in while this fool runs loose. That’s messed up.

Her latest trip down nut street? At the GQ Men of the Year Dinner, Chica Loco went postal when Jessica Biel (just another superior actress in every regard) entered with her publicist. This publicist once worked for Lindsay, but quit several months ago….I can’t imagine why. Anyway, according to a witness, here’s what went down:

When she saw Jessica Biel and the publicist enter, Lindsay Lohan screamed, “If she stays, I’m outta here! I can’t look at that girl! I can’t believe you would allow an assistant in here - she doesn’t belong in here!”

Everyone, of course, heard her foolish outburst about Jessica Biel’s assistant. Will Ferrell turned to Leonardo DiCaprio, Al Gore and Ben Affleck and said, “Who cares about that freak anymore, anyway?” - prompting a lot of laughter. Later, Lohan, armed with her champagne, tried flirting with Leo. She struck out as you’d expect her to. Lindsay Lohan was way out of her class….which is the only time you’ll ever see her name in the same sentence with class.

Thank God for the likes of Beyonce, Rihanna, Hilary Duff, Jessica Simpson, Keira Knightley, Mandy Moore, Gwen Stefani, Halle Berry, Jessica Biel, etc. - Lindsay, Paris, and Britney could make you forget what class even looks like.

It’s like they’re having a contest to find out who can be the dumbest, nasiest, skankiest skank. Don’t you wish they’d just accept a 3 way tie and drop off the face of society.

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