Last Night’s AMA Awards

If I had to sum up last night’s American Music Awards show, I’d say “Everyone totally humiliated themselves. In a very big way.”

Imagine a night where Lindsay Lohan wasn’t the worst performance. Yeah, that bad. Lindsay looked terrible, the girl has gotten far too skinny - but she looked like Beyonce Knowles compared to Hilary. At least Lindsay tried to sing live. Hil just moved her lips to the hideous sound passing for a song. Who ever told either of these girls that they could sing?

Rascal Flatts - horror show! They may have been even scarier than the Stones, but they didn’t reach the sheer frightfulness of Cyndi Lauper!

Even people who are normally on their game were bad . Keith Urban sounded like he’d be gargling acid, and looked like he’d poured the rest in his hair. Mariah acted….well…..weird. I’ve seen lots of people talking about how large she looked, and how she kept trying to angle the one leg forward to keep from showing her hips full on….but, personally, compared to Hil, Lindsay, and even my beloved Gwen - I thought the woman just looked “healthy,” and healthy’s a good thing. I just thought she acted kind of odd.

Speaking of acting odd, the Eurythmics also performed. Another Fright Sight, but at least she sounded good.

Kenny and Omarion were, IMO, the only good performances all night. Tim, Will and Kelly Rowland (my new girl crush) were gracious and sweet, although Tim seemed mad about something in his first acceptance. Something was steaming under his hat and I’d love to know what it was. Will was his usual brilliant, wonderful, splendid beautiful self. We need to clone the man. Shakira was also cute. Very pretty face.

But Kelly. She was flawlessly flawless and classy and beautiful. The face, the hair, the dress, the voice. Just about every female there should have just followed her lead and tried to copy her game plan.

First in line should be Gretchen. Good Lord, she wears the same dang thing to every show - jeans, that little black top, and her hair hanging the same. I’d love to see her AT LEAST wear a different color little top! Red would be pretty hot with the dark hair…

Anyway, back to Kelly. How could she not be the most searched, downloaded, and worshipped female on the planet? What? Is she too beautiful? Too talented? Too classy? For the love of all that’s right and fair in this world, get out there and Google this goddess, admire her pics, download her music, show her some love.

Okay, everyone except my husband - don’t you do any of that. Well, downloading the music’s okay, and you can take a quick look at the picture below……

…Okay, you’ve looked long enough.

Joi