Lady Britney Keeps it Classy

Being the classiest girl on the planet…okay, number two - but Brit’s gaining on Lady Winehouse…. is a full time job. But, somehow, Britney’s up for the challenge.

Britney Spears and her shadow, Adnan Ghalib have been leading the paparazzi around on a ridiculous shopping spree the past week. Showing up for court to fight for her sons is something she can’t be bothered with, but just try to get in her way if fast food, Starbucks, or shopping is near. One of their most infamous stops was at the Betsey Johnson store in Sherman Oaks where Britney apparently came out of a dressing room completely naked (agggghhhh), according to Life & Style:

“I was blown away. Britney’s private parts were right in front of me!” a store employee tells Life & Style. “I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, ‘Get away from me! Don’t you f—— come near me!’ says the employee. “Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting.”

When the dynamic duo finally came out, Britney continued to amaze with her beauty and brains:

“I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent,” says the employee. “Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone. “Then she muttered, ‘F— you!’ and left the store.”

You know, on second thought, I think Britney has not only passed Amy Winehouse in the race of class…..she’s left her in the bloody dust.

Click on the Amy’s to see them bigger…go on, I dare you. Go ahead….

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