Kevin Federline: Man of the Year???

Dude, what the bleep was GQ thinking?! They, like, voted K-Fed one of their Men of the bleeping Year.

For?????? Trying to look like Omarion when he has nothing (N-O-T-H-I-N-G) in common with the man? Omarion has class, I doubt K-Fed could even spell class. With help.

Or maybe it’s because he’s the one person in the world with less talent and purpose than Nicole or Paris combined? At least the two of them are clean!

Actually, I think it’s because they wanted to interview him. They must’ve had an inkling of how bleeping funny it’d be. For once, Brit’s boy may have exceded expectation.s

GQ asked him about his domestic duties, asking him if there’s anything around the house he’s particularly good at.

Kevin: “Pressing the TV buttons. Yeah, dude. That’s like the No. 1 thing.” (Could’ve guessed that.)

They asked if he ever surprises Brit with flowers.

Kevin: “Oh yeah, I’ll call up the [bleeping] florist before I get a hotel room for us and have them stock it with flowers and a card saying something. You’ve got to keep it interesting, man.”

Kevin: (On a roll) “Oh yeah, I’ll hold her purse. It’s one of those things, you know? I’ve bought the Tampax, the baby diapers, I’ve been through all of that already.”

“The comfort level around here? It’s family, man. It’s like what you do with your brother or your sister or, you know, your moms or pops. I mean, you never cared when you were a kid.”

Asked why he was selected as one of their Men of the Year, “Because I’m Daddy, dude. I’m Daddy. [Bleep], that’s pretty much it.”

What a dope.

Joi