Jessica and Ashlee Cause a Reverend to Rant

From the Man, I wish I was making this up files…. A priest has lashed out against Ashlee and Jessica Simpson as well as Daddy Joe:

“Their father has replaced his faith in the Lord with the love of money, which is the root of all evil. He has replaced holiness with horniness. Jessica and Ashlee will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell. They don’t represent American standards and certainly not Christian standards.”

Dismal crops? Holiness - horniness? Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither???

What came over this guy?!!! With all the things going on in the world right now, I can understand wanting to lash out - it can be overwhelming, alright. But, to lash out at two 20 something year old girls - calling them by name. Not cool. Not even remotely.

And the ranting about their faces and breasts - last I checked, time took its toll on everyone……