Blackwell Speaketh…

by staff on January 12, 2006

Say what you want about him, Mr. Blackwell is one funny cat with cajones the size of beach balls. Here are a few of his latest quotes…

About Mariah Carey: “The world applauds your musical emancipation, but please leave that body to our imagination.”

About Lindsay Lohan: “The teen scream defines fashion fright. Looks like she’s age 30 years overnight.”

About Jessica Simpson: “It’s time to sack the stylist and divorce the designer….She resembles a cut-rate Rapunzel slingin’ hash in a Vegas diner.”

Okay, my man was funny on the first two, but then he went and bad mouthed my girl - and after the year she’s had?? I’m not just saying it because she’s one of my fave celebrities, but she has great fashion sense. As for the Rapunzel thing, she wears extensions and they look mah-velous.

Joi
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