Bald Britney Spears

As you’ve noticed, I’ve kind of steer clear of Britney Spears/Paris Hilton/Lindsay Lohan and the pathetic circus that is each of their lives. For one thing, I’d simply rather talk about class than trash - so I tend to focus more on Beyonce, Christina, Chris Brown, Katharine McPhee, Rihanna, Gwen, Jessica Simpson, Justin….and others who have their acts together. The 3 people above don’t even have acts….they certainly don’t have them together.

If you’ve been following the nastiness that passes for lives of the trio from hell, you know where I’m coming from. If they amuse you as little as they do me, you may not even have a clue - since you may never read a thing about any of them.

Just so you don’t think I’m off my nut, let me tell you this much - each has a STRONG drinking problem, they have drug problems, and each has the morals of a sewer dog. Tapes have shown up of Paris partying and using racial slurs against blacks and asians, as well as making anti-gay comments. At a recent appearance overseas, people even threw trash at her - that’s how fed up people are with her kind getting away with everything (I mean, is Kharma on vacation, or what?!?!)

Brit, of course, has two small baby boys at home she keeps forgetting about. There are pics of her and her badly groomed, sloppy self out every night partying - even pics of her falling down drunk. Her family intervened and she recently checked into rehab….she stayed two whole days. So much for that.

Her life has become such a train wreck it actually just makes me sad - I’m furious about the way she’s doing her little boys and her fans - they all deserve better. I was totally impressed, a while back, to see the guy who ran a HUGE (as in one of the biggest celeb sites ever) website devoted to Brit close it. He didn’t want to associate with who she has become, so he shut it down. I thought that was pretty special.

Yesterday, as you can see in the picture above - she showed up with a shaved head at a tatoo parlor where she was getting another tatoo (if she were going to try on some of Angelina Jolie’s obsessions, I wish she’d give class, cleanliness, charities, or parenting a shot).

At least Lindsay actually stayed longer than 2 days in rehab.

Apparently Operation Redemption has begun in Paris Hilton’s camp - she came out recently talking about the suffering in Africa and how she wants to help. I guarantee you she couldn’t find Africa on a map - these three together couldn’t find it! —- But if the vileness that is Paris can actually squeeze out some good…even if it’s for all the wrong, selfish reasons, so be it. Better than watching the millions being spent on her waste of a life.

In kind of related news, Nicole Richie - who I’ve always actually liked- was convicted of DUI and may face possible jail time. Maybe if more of these people were held accountable and realized that they didn’t own the world…maybe they’d actually become humans. Then you look up there at the pic of Brit and think, “Yeah, right.”