As If Jessica Doesn’t Have Enough Freaks to Deal With

You’re a mean one, Mister Grinch….

Blogging on Jessica Simpson’s travils is quickly becomming a full-time job. Is this girl a magnet for every psycho freak in the world or what?!

Okay, here’s the latest:

Jessica and director, Brett Ratner, are having a meal together – minding their own business. Apparently they’re deep in a conversation. Loondsay Lohan has drinks sent to the table. Before Jessica or Brett can thank her, storms to the bathroom and rants, raves, and whines to her friends (Frankly I’m just amazed she has any left.) Later, a very angry Lohan corners Jessica and bitches her out – yelling and even challenging her to a fight! Jessica, who, unlike her attacker, doesn’t feast daily on fits of anger and psychoses, was in tears.

Come to find out, Loondsay was apparently jealous (With. Freakin’. Good. Reason.) – Jessica and Brett were being very warm and friendly and the Loon wanted his attention. People who were there report just how crazed Lohan was. You’d think she had enough on her plate – tring not to be the biggest addict in Hollywood while trying to decide if she wants to out-skinny Mary Kate and Ashley. With her two brain cells, that’s about all she can handle at any given time, you know.

Jessica is just the latest in a string of young ladies the Loon has fought with. In January, she scrawled (with her claws like all cats) nasty words about Scarlett Johansson on a bathroom wall at an NYC club. Sources say she was jealous of Scarlett’s previous relationship with Jared Leto.

Lohan has also sparred with both Hilary and Haylie Duff.

She lashed out many times at Ashlee Simpson – convincing herself that Ashlee was after Jared Leto. I like Ashlee’s style – calling the nut out in a great song – “I Didn’t Steal Your Boyfriend!” – in which she basically asks her, “When will you be getting a life of your own and losing your deranged obsession with mine?”

Pink, who mocked the Loon’s poor driving record – among other achievments – in “Stupid Girls” was set to “serenade” Lohan, in fun, at the Kid’s Choice Awards – but Lohan had her seat switched at the last minute. Can’t really blame her for that one, I guess – Why would she want Pink suggesting that she’s a stupid girl when she can go out and prove it herself almost daily.

This girl needs therapy.

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