Amy Winehouse Backs Out of Bond

What a total, freakin’ shame that Amy Winehouse can’t somehow get it together. 

I couldn’t like her music any better if my Starbucks card depended on it and I love her  style almost as much.  The hair, the crazy makeup, she’s nothing if not entertaining. When she first apperared on the radar I thought she was an off beat, delicious breath of fresh air - air that, unfortunately, got polluted before any of us even knew what happened.

According to E Online, Amy has backed out of what would have been something that would have been amazing. Her producer, Mark Ronson, told SkyNews that she has stopped working on the new theme song for the latest 007 flick.  Her voice was MADE for a Bond soundtrack and it would have brought all of her fans to their knees.  I’m most definitely a fan of her talent, but I’m losing patience with her decisions.

Come on, girl, get it together!

Her producer, who’s patience has probably been lost in a vast wilderness far longer than mine, went on to spill more bad news.  He said Amy Winehouse is “not ready to record any music” and that it’s going to take “some miracle of science” to finish the two tracks for the upcoming Quantam of Solace.

Amy’s most recent brush with the law found her cooling her stylish heels in jail overnight after slapping a guy in a bar.  Wow…. a guy got slapped in a bar, who’d have thought?   And she’s, what, probably about 90 pounds wet?    Wow, he must’ve seen his life flash before his eyes.

I know, I know… She has problems.  But, frankly it doesn’t seem to me like anyone’s helping her any.  Flippin’ shame about the Bond soundtrack.